I Drank What? Dark Colors Hat

Channel your inner philosopher with a twisted sense of humor! This bold design immortalizes Socrates' infamous final moment with a cheeky twist – "I drank what?" Perfect for those who appreciate a dark, sarcastic edge to their wardrobe, this shirt takes ancient philosophy and flips it on its head. Whether you’re debating life's big questions or just ready to troll a history buff, this design is your go-to. Wear it to parties, philosophy classes, or when you're just in the mood to provoke some serious thought and serious laughs. Available in multiple sizes and colors, because bad decisions come in all forms. 
 
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
 
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric 
• Side-seamed construction 
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping  
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide